He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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