So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
wow bdsm is so cute
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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