pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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