Whoa Z and x make the same sound
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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