brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
The uberlube is also flammable
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
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