Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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