Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Every concussion has its silver lining
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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