they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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