Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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