your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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