I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
i need to put some appletini on your dick
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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