On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
areolas are like halos for boobs.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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