I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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