just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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