they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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