Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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