so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
.......................................
My thoughts exactly.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
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