I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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