I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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