I just made out with a guy for $7.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
