My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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