you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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