I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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