called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Randomize
