idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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