Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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