I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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