i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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