i think my tv is drunk
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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