Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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