She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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