And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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