Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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