i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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