Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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