I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
whose parrot is this?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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