never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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