you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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