how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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