i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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