It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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