Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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