Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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