She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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