Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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