can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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