I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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