Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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