apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
ugly people sure do ruin things
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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