Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
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