Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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